Revitalised!!!

Hello everyone!
It's been more than a year I updated, no thanks to the hustle of bustle of our Nigerian life. A lot of highs and lows, but we got to keep our head straight.
Warm regards to all of you!:

20 random facts about me!

1) I'm fanatical about constantly improving myself, if I talk too much, eat too much, look to much, desire too much. Moderation is key!

2) I don't drink alcohol, don't smoke and I don't watch football. I hope you don't imply that I'm gay or anything related.

3) I have this crazy love for female kids. My kid sister's voice on the phone gets me excited. She gets whatever, whenever she wants it from me. That's not to say I'm a paedophile, Nooo! The love is that big, I wish my future wife would just give birth to girls alone.

4) My first attempt at love landed me a girl that turned out to be a great swinger and chief security officer of the bad club. She was into girls, men, women, maybe even marine spirits. It took plenty of my gracious grace to pull out.

5) I have keen interest in small absurd things. Like, If I spend a day with you, I can recite your phone conversations with people. I take note of some particular cars parked at a particular area. I always observe interactions between public bus drivers and their conductors. I like the behaviour of street hawkers especially at their peak periods of hustling. Weird? Lol

6) The relationship between me and my Dad is both ludicrous and laughable at the same time. Its more like robots communicating through computer programs. Forexample, Good morning Sir, How are you, Fine Sir, Ok, Bye!, 'phone cuts'.Rotfl, I really wish it was better.

7) I was one time the most cutest guy in my department. Till date it still baffles me how I won that category. Especially since I didn't even have a girlfriend then, I never heard girls were drooling. Even now nko, i've never had a girl tell me she likes me. I tried kissing a girl after accepting my proposal and I got the slap of eternity.

8) I google almost everything. Why I like bread, why my cousin drives on top speed, why do I always wake up by 5 am.

9) I hate to wash, but I love clean clothes

10) I love to drive  cars.

11) I have this ideology that a driver who drives constantly without accidents is an intelligent person. Especially when he/she drives rough and you are never involved in accidents.

12) My favourite food would be beans and plantain.

13) I could listen to soft slow music for a whole day and not get hungry.

14) My dream automobile has always been a toyota hilux.

15) My most cherished physical feature would be my eyebrows.

16) I hate Lagos. That city supports death more than life.

17) I like new experiences, it doesn't matter if they are bitter or sweet, good or bad.

18) I'm not ready to get married now.

19) I don't believe in fate or destiny. I believe in conscious choice making as well as taking responsibility for those actions whether they turn out good or bad.

20) I'm a morning person, I wake up ready to dance.

N4,000, Corps members' reaction!

Corps members in Abuja have reacted to the 4,000 fee for printing of call-up letters. While some stressed that the levy is too exorbitant, others described it as an outright extortion.
The DG of NYSC while speaking on the issue, said it became necessary to ensure the technological growth of the corps directorate in its operations!

Welcome Back!

It's been years since I got on here. Its obviously very rusty! Will try to update as soon as possible.

I miss baby K!

Ibinabo bags Chieftaincy title.

The AGN president is making waves. She was recently decorated with the ADA Diora Nma title in Enugu state. Big congrats madam.

          

WALE: I'm honored Kendrick mentioned my name!

Wale isn't trippin one bit over Kendrick Lamar's new lyrics of mass destruction -- despite being personally called out in KL's rhymes -- telling TMZ, he'd be offended if Kendrick DIDN'T threaten his ass.

Quick reminder: Kendrick put the entire rap world on notice Tuesday, dropping an explosive verse in Big Sean's new track "Control," in which he targeted Wale and a bunch of other MCs:

I'm usually homeboys with the same n****s I'm rhymin' wit

But this is hip-hop and them n****s should know what time it is

And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big KRIT, Wale

Pusha T, Meek Mill, A$AP Rocky, Drake

Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller

I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you n****s

Wale was out at LAX Wednesday when we asked about the backhanded shoutout, and he told us, "I'd've been offended if my name wasn't in that sh*t."

As for the best rapper on the planet ... Wale still thinks it's himself. Check the clip.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2c3MtxfL6 

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Gov. Libel Imoke airlifted to the US for kidney disease treatment.